May 22. 30 Notes.
May 09. 47 Notes.
May 01. 38210 Notes.
- If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
- Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
- Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Your calendar’s days are numbered.
- I break into song if I can’t find the key.
- A dyslexic poet writes inverse.
(Source: thewhatever, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
May 01. 18181 Notes.
Photos by me.
May 01. 1 Notes.
Apr 26. 3 Notes.
Apr 24. 0 Notes.
Apr 18. 1 Notes.
Apr 10. 11317 Notes.
"People will just do whatever they like to do or be. We just have to protect ourselves and our loved ones. [The past] is not important anymore when we’ve already decided to leave it behind. "
—
My wonderful mother.
Apr 10. 0 Notes.
